The Small Differences Survival Kit

Kvikklunsj
Marmite
Two kinds of bee/ar
Reindeer jerky
Snus
Frost DVD
Capo
Ostehøvel (cheese slicer)
Sticking plasters (for after the cheese slicing)
Grønnsaksskreller (vegetable peeler, also for after the cheese slicing)
Gulrøtter (carrots)
Danish butter
A wad of Euros (in case if you're stuck in Germany)
A pack of cigarettes (in case if you're stuck in Germany)
The Small Differences Surveillance Pack (contents: classified)
A ferry ticket valid for one crossing across The Great Fjord